What a mess

Today we had to get George to memory clinic.

As soon as he had George finished we had to leave so I put the washing on and off we went. After memory clinic we went to see the man with the bad back.

Got home and got the washing out. Went to go to the toilet....

• Wee all over the floor
• Poo all over the toilet seat

Guess what I did before going to the toilet (and I was busting!!!)